JC Joke
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and
one to market it. All because they don’t wanna get scolded by their GP teacher who yell at them for not doing the CIP work.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in
and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to study what they love.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them. They wanna break into the ‘Top 5′. Humanities Scheme? They’re the number 7 Science JC and the number 5 Arts JC (TJC is no. 6), mind you!
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only the teacher who tells them what a light bulb is in the
first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb (by fixing it). (He gets paid and pray that he’s not sued by CMPB.)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’d prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm…*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who edited all this?
A: A Pioneer from PJC.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I fix lor. I gonna get expelled from school thanks to the ex-Crescent tyrant’s rule. If I don’t fix the light bulb, how can I survive in my next course — Electrical Engineering at Republic Polytechnic? Thanks to her I most prob get retained la, so what I posted to JC? She sibeh bochap one. So much as us being the ‘caring college’. Caring to get promotion, eh? Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire first. Heck. I heard from my seniors that wearing polo tees in Tuesdays and Thursdays are allowed. Last Thursday I wore a polo tee and I kena get caught by Mr Yellyellyell. I even tucked in… my design looks better when I tuck in, it’s more neat what. How come… Here’s my friend, there, he does the jumping jack with me, he then never tuck in what. But what’s the use of tucking in stuff? Everyone’s not me or the rugby coach. Who tucks in anyway? C’mon, let’s do liao la. 1, 2, 3, 4.. 2, 2, 3, 4…
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and
one to market it. All because they don’t wanna get scolded by their GP teacher who yell at them for not doing the CIP work.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in
and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to study what they love.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them. They wanna break into the ‘Top 5′. Humanities Scheme? They’re the number 7 Science JC and the number 5 Arts JC (TJC is no. 6), mind you!
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only the teacher who tells them what a light bulb is in the
first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb (by fixing it). (He gets paid and pray that he’s not sued by CMPB.)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’d prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm…*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who edited all this?
A: A Pioneer from PJC.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I fix lor. I gonna get expelled from school thanks to the ex-Crescent tyrant’s rule. If I don’t fix the light bulb, how can I survive in my next course — Electrical Engineering at Republic Polytechnic? Thanks to her I most prob get retained la, so what I posted to JC? She sibeh bochap one. So much as us being the ‘caring college’. Caring to get promotion, eh? Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire first. Heck. I heard from my seniors that wearing polo tees in Tuesdays and Thursdays are allowed. Last Thursday I wore a polo tee and I kena get caught by Mr Yellyellyell. I even tucked in… my design looks better when I tuck in, it’s more neat what. How come… Here’s my friend, there, he does the jumping jack with me, he then never tuck in what. But what’s the use of tucking in stuff? Everyone’s not me or the rugby coach. Who tucks in anyway? C’mon, let’s do liao la. 1, 2, 3, 4.. 2, 2, 3, 4…
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