JC Joke
JC Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many Raffles JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HwaChong JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many Victoria JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many National JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many Anderson JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many Yishun JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many Catholic JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker.
Q: How many Jurong JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many Tampines JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SaintAndrew JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: How many DHS (senior high) students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
Q: How many Raffles JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HwaChong JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many Victoria JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many National JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many Anderson JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many Yishun JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many Catholic JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker.
Q: How many Jurong JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many Tampines JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SaintAndrew JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: How many DHS (senior high) students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
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